Characters:
1] Aivehn Fynn Vinzon
2] Evra Kanon
3] Vincent Quinn
4] Priscilla Gatsby
5] Professor Logan Oemul
6] Kristoffer Daya
7] Daisy Pencil Filta
8] Cygnus Marcellus
9] Murphach Moa
10] Nino Lovell
11] Hermes (Technically Original)
12] Sephrah

1) 5 [Logan] and 7 [Daisy] are trapped in a room. There's only one window 12 feet above the ground. How do they get out?

Because Logan fails at using magic, he punches Daisy and climbs up on his shoulders to reach it. If he’s nice he’d help him out. He’s not nice, though.

2) 2 [Evra], 4 [Priscilla], and 9 [Murphach] are on a shopping spree and they all find something they all want...but there's only one left. Who gets it?

Prissy. She’s the shopping goddess. I have no idea what the hell kind of item a deranged werewolf, a flirtatious old person and a kelpie would want though. That’s… a bit disturbing.

3) 1 [Aivehn] and 8 [Cygnus] have a break dancing contest. Who would win?

Cygnus, definitely. Ai would likely scream and run out of the room when a grown man tries to freak dance on him.

4) Think. Could 11 [Hermes] be a super model?

Nope. Even as a god, he’s as normal as they get and too self conscious.

5) Would 12 [Sephrah] and 3 [Vincent] team up to slay a dragon?

They’re both midgets and they both kill. Sephrah is the god of death and Vincent is like… just violent, but considering they both have a superiority complex, they wouldn’t want to work together anyway.

6) 7 [Daisy] turns out to be a murderer. What does 2 [Evra] think of it?

Nothing. Evra sees people die every day he’d probably just think that Daisy is another Death Eater and his new daddy.

7) Would you ever see 6 [Kris] and 10 [Nino] together?

Kris = Super Duper Straight ; Nino = Hates Humans. So, probably not.

8) 1 [Ai] and 4 [Priscilla] are having a fist fight. What does 8 [Maethreko] do about it?

Ai: D: When I said you were old I didn’t mean OLD old. More like… Ashford old!
Prissy: -beats the crap out of him- No youngster calls me old!
Maethreko: Well, that’s weird.

9) Why would 6 [Kris] be afraid of 7 [Daisy]?

Because Kris would consider Daisy a pedophile as well as a manophile. And Kris is one hundred percent man.

10) Who would get to bed earlier? 11 [Hermes] or 5 [Logan]?

Logan, he just falls asleep EVERYWHERE without caring where he is and Hermes is a god, I doubt he needs to sleep, but he’s probably a lazy ass anyway.

11) If 2 [Evra] had a special plushie but 3 [Vincent] spilled soda all over it when 2 [Evra] was away, what would 3 [Vincent] do to cover it up?

That actually sounds like something Vincent would do. He’s not an idiot. He’d flee the scene of the crime, likely after he ripped the plushie’s head off just for good measure.

13) If 7 [Daisy] ever dressed up in a dress, what would 12 [Sephrah] think?

Daisy: (: come here little boy
Sephrah: o__o …………. X__x I can’t even kill him yet!
Daisy: (: Oh. Yes I know little house elf.

14) Who's smarter? 10 [Nino] or 9 [Murphach]?

Both of them eat people, which is a coincidence. However, Murphach is probably smarter since he was born with it and Nino’s just an idiot of a vampire sometimes.

15) Does 4 [Priscilla] get embarrassed by 7 [Daisy] a lot?

I honestly doubt it. Priscilla never gets embarrassed and if a grown man ever did it, she’d go postal on him.

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 [Kristoffer], or 11 [Hermes]?

Kris would likely lie to his students but teach them street smarts and Hermes would probably not teach whatever was on the subject and talk about something else entirely, so most likely neither of them. They would both suck.

2) Do you think 2 [Evra] is hot? How hot?

He’s a hobo and crazy. Nope.

3) 12 [Sephrah] sends 8 [Cygnus] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Sephrah: I need you to kill this person for me, alright?
Cygnus: Uhm… alright creepy as shit kid.

-runs to go have teh sex with Kitt-

4) What is, or would be, 9 [Murphach]'s favorite book?

-chews on the book- What the hell is this? This is stupid.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 [Evra] to swear fealty to 6 [Kris], or the other way around?

Kristoffer swears fealty to no one and Evra swears it to everyone. You do the math.

6) For some reason, 5 [Logan] is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 [Murphach], or 10 [Nino]?

Logic says Nino, because Nino wouldn’t eat him, but Logan doesn’t like vampires so he’d probably share it with Murphach, who is a kelpie just because of that, despite the fact he’d likely get eaten. Yup. Logan’s racist.

7) 2 [Evra], 7 [Daisy], and 12 [Sephrah] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Evra probably tagged along, without even being invited, after much persistence, Daisy lets him be. Daisy has invited Sephrah, who believes is full miniature snow elf (like a miniature shitzu or something). Sephrah finds this horrendously amusing, as well as creepy. Daisy does all the talking… or rather, assuming. They’d eat at Daisy’s house. I don’t want to know either.

8) 3 [Vincent] challenges 10 [Nino] to a duel. What happens?

How fitting. My two vampires.

Vincent: WTF! Think you are so damn cool just because you’re fucking old and smart you Teretz bastard!
Nino: T___T omg it’s a midget. –ushes Vincent into a trashcan-

Vincent = Epic Fail

9) If 1 [Ai] stole 8 [Cygnus]'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?

Cygnus would threaten and likely blackmail Aivehn, either that or lock him in a closet. Cygnus would definitely win that story.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 [Daisy] and 12 [Sephrah] both attain what they most desire.

Daisy finally gets Professor Glass to accept his offer for marriage, which Glass agrees to. Right after that, he is struck by lightning and Sephrah collects his soul. (: Everyone wins.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Prissy] and 1 [Ai] to work together?

Prissy would be working at Hogwarts and needed a student helper and would like Ai’s spunk. Not too hard.

12) If 7 [Daisy] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

F NO. O___O Anybody but him, anyone of my asshole characters but him.

13) If you could command 3 [Vincent] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I… don’t think he’d listen, but give me a piggy back ride. Having one from a little, strong kid ought to be amusing.

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 [Hermes]?

Nah, don’t know too many people on da. He’s just a bit pathetic. Maybe he’s like Franchesca. Chesca, if you see this… my bad.

15) If 2 [Evra] had to choose sides between 4 [Prissy] and 5 [Logan], which would it be?

Probably Prissy. Because she’d feed him and clothe him and give him lots of love that a puppy… person needs and Logan would likely just, I dunno, hit him.

16) What might 10 [Nino] shout while charging into battle?

Screw you, you fucking bastard!

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 [Cygnus], which song would you choose?

“Like a Virgin” – Cygnus you perv

18) 1 [Ai], 6 [Kris], and 12 [Sephrah] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Definitely not Ai, he’d probably jerk away and apologize profusely. It’d be down to Kris and Sephrah. Probably Kris, because he’s the fatass, even Sephrah, god of death, has no chance against this fatass.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Evra] to use on 10 [Nino]?

Evra: -drooling- Be my mate!
Nino: …What the fuck?

20) What would 5 [Logan] most likely be arrested for?

Murder, he’s been charged with it before but not convicted. Either that, or arrested for harming a kid or not abiding with the rules that regulate magical creatures. Bad Logan.

21) What is 6 [Kris]'s secret?

Wouldn’t you like to know? Kris’ life is an open book. Maybe that he lies to every single person he’s ever met?

22) If 11 [Hermes] and 9 [Murphach] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Definitely Hermes. He has those damn sandle things, after all.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Daisy] or 8 [Cygnus]?

Damn. Now ain’t that a choice. I wouldn’t want to go down any dark alley with Daisy because he’d get us jumped, but Cygnus does things in alleyways. >__> I’d have to go with Cygnus and hope he isn’t horny.

24) 1 [Ai] and 9 [Murphach] reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 [Prissy]'s sinister secret organization. 11 [Hermes] volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 [Prissy].

Meanwhile, 4 [Prissy] has kidnapped 12 [Sephrah] in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 [Logan], they seek out 3 [Vincent], who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Wow. Uhm. I have no freaking clue it’s too damn confusing. Vincent wouldn’t help idiots and Logan wouldn’t like Vincent and Sephrah is the god of death I have no idea how he’d get kidnapped. Uhm… and Prissy would like… actually she’d make a good sinister secret organization head. Ai is not save the world material.

“No More Heroes” Yup.

Using the same 12 characters, give them a theme song and include a snippet of the lyrics!

1] Aivehn Fynn Vinzon

Fortuosity, that's me byword
Fortuosity, me twinkle in the eye word
Sometimes castles fall to the ground
But that's where four leaf clovers are found

Fortuosity, lucky chances
Fortuitious little happy happen-stances
I don't worry 'cause everywhere I see
That every bit of life is lit by Fortuosity

Fortuosity, that's me own word
Fortuosity, me never feel alone word
`Round the corner, under a tree
Good fortune's waitin', just wait and see

2] Evra Kanon—Not Wearing Underwear Today

I’m not wearing underwear today
No, I’m not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still nonetheless I gotta saaaaay

That I’m not wearing underwear TODAY!

3] Vincent Quinn – Who Can I Turn To

Who can I turn to?
When nobody needs me
My heart wants to know
And so I must go
Where destiny leads me
With no star to guide me
And no one beside me
I’ll go on my way
And after today
The darkness will hide me

Maybe tomorrow
I’ll find what I’m after
I’ll throw off my sorrow
Beg, steal or borrow
My share of laughter

With you I could learn to…
With you on a new day…
But who can I turn to if you, turn away?

4] Priscilla Gatsby – Popular

Popular
You’re gonna be popular
I’ll teach you the right cohorts
You’ll be good at sports
Learn the things you got to know!
So let’s start
‘Cause you’ve got an awfully long way…
To go!

Don’t be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I’ve decided to become a pal, a sister
And advisor there’s no body wiser
Not when it comes to
POPULAR

5] Professor Logan Oemul – Someone Like You (to Morgan, technically)

I peered through windows
Watched life go by
Dreamed of tomorrow
But stayed inside
The past was holding me
Keeping life at bay
I wandered lost in yesterday
Longing to fly
But scared to try

Then someone like you
Found someone like me
Then suddenly nothing is the same
There’s a new way to live
‘Cause someone like you
Found me

6] Kristoffer Daya – I’m Awesome

I’ve got the new style, uh oh
And I’m walking right down your street
I’m on your speed dial, you know
The one everyone wants to meet

I always tell you how cool you dress
It’s ‘cause I’m fashionably socialized
You’re smarter, better, no, the best
Just look at me

I’m a leader, I’m a winner and I’m cleaner
‘Cause I’m awesome
I don’t need you ‘cause I’m neato and I beat you
‘Cause I’m awesome
That’s right

7] Daisy Pencil Filta –New Pony Club (Just because it’s hell weird)

My swan song sounds like a remedy.
Take your bat mitts and you can't catch me,
No you can't catch me.
Load me up.
Sometimes it fits like I wanna see.
But then these fits take a hold of me
And that news sounds like a record,
But the record don't move me.

It's alright, as long as it's black or white.
Except when they're grey. (Ok)
That's not my favorite color.

8] Cygnus Marcellus – Like a Virgin

Like a virgin, hey!
Touched for the very first time
Like a vi-r-rgin
When her (his) heart beats
Next to mine
Whoooooa!

9] Murphach Moa – Hello Little Girl

Look at that flesh,
Pink and plump.
Hello, little girl...

Tender and fresh,
Not one lump.
Hello, little girl...

This one's especially lush,
Delicious...
Mmmh...

Hello, little girl,
What's your rush?
You're missing all the flowers.
The sun won't set for hours,
Take your time.

10] Nino Lovell – Bad Reputation

I don't give a damn about my reputation
You're living in the past, it's a new generation
Hey, a [guy] can do what [he] wants to do
And that's what I'm gonna do

And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Not me
Me, me, me, me, me, me

11] Hermes (Technically Original) – Cellophane

Cellophane
Mr. Cellophane
You can bend my name
Mr. Cellophane
‘cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I was there!

12] Sephrah -- Numb

I’m tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don’t know what you’re expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Cause in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow

I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I’m becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can’t you see that you’re smothering me
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
‘Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you